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I'm Buddy and I like doctor who and harry potter

Things you might wanna tumblr savior if you don't like them, what they mean is in the parenthesis:
flightrising (a dragon site)
dw (doctor who)
hp (harry potter)

(by the way the button to go to the next page is at the top and not the bottom.)

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

markingatlightspeed:

andrewquo:

marchqueen:

angryplum:

How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

canadians are my favorite mythological creature

do americans not do this??

No we explode from our mothers in a spray of fireworks, at which point the doctor swaddles us in a flag and holds us up to the sun, where a bald eagle swoops down, snatches us up, and carries us to the peak of the most majestic, purplest mountain in the region, at which point we are gifted with our first pistols by our Guardian Eagle (pistols because you gotta start small, you know? babies aren’t good at holding rifles). We are then trained in the ways of Freedom until we push our first crate of tea into the ocean (or nearest large body of water). Then we are ready to be returned to our parents.

markingatlightspeed:

andrewquo:

marchqueen:

angryplum:

How Canadians are hatched.

The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

canadians are my favorite mythological creature

do americans not do this??

No we explode from our mothers in a spray of fireworks, at which point the doctor swaddles us in a flag and holds us up to the sun, where a bald eagle swoops down, snatches us up, and carries us to the peak of the most majestic, purplest mountain in the region, at which point we are gifted with our first pistols by our Guardian Eagle (pistols because you gotta start small, you know? babies aren’t good at holding rifles). We are then trained in the ways of Freedom until we push our first crate of tea into the ocean (or nearest large body of water). Then we are ready to be returned to our parents.

missjessicasmith:

Your feminism should be like Professor Xavier’s school for Gifted Youngsters: always open for everyone, and always purporting that everyone is equal, no matter if they are gifted or not.

Your feminism should not be like Magneto’s: only for the few you decide and under the belief that you are better than those who aren’t included.